December 2011
I can confidently say this week has been one of...
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“You two step like a bitch”
– Ryan Gosling (via xblackcatspathx)
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I realized today “Hoes is hoes is hoes man” is always a relevant response to everything.
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i can't date anyone unless they like the office...
Random attractive person: Do you like The Office?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want children I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?
melonsky:
Daytrader - Last Days of Rome
the album art for this is incredible, Daniel Danger is ridiculous.
How teens and adults text
taytayy:
pagsy:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
LITERALLY SO RELEVANT
MY MOTHER
wildly accurate
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nailingshardsofhope replied to your post: Just got a shipping notification.
if you ever text me again we can use kewl emoticons shaped as arabs
of course, first order of business is texting you Arabs or a penguin of some sort haha. You can always text me too, but I know you’re with your friends.
Just got a shipping notification.
my christmas present will arrive Tuesday.
ruinshoes:
sh ta ta ta ta ta ta
sh ta ta ta ta ta ta
If you feel your lake overflowing, I'll drink your...
We can spend more scholarship money, to live like modern day draft dodgers.
Bad Rabbits Give Away Discography For Free →
Watching Can't Hardly Wait, New York in the...
So Stoked!
stayontheoutside:
Crucial Dudes - Of course I...
Spell your name with bands
Movielife
I Am The Avalanche
Kevin Devine
Eazy-E
Young MC
I just told my grandmother that in High School...
she has no idea I’m joking.
Roback told me I'm a handsome son of a bitch...
It felt good coming from someone other than Cory or Brando.
